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This Weeks Chuckle - The Mama Test!

Are you brave enough to take the mummy test?

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my daughter  looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All mums know this stuff... It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, But she was evidently pondering this new information.

'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mama!

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